To my fellow comrades of the world of the collective information, especially those who enters the Attribution of the Nerd-Type, this is for you.
We don’t seem to care so much the consequences of our clumsy actions, those who don’t harm some person, gets the attention of people, and are practically unreal to others. Although maybe we know how to act in a defined moment, when we feel the comfort and the freedom of strange looks, our real selves appear out of the nowhere.
If you feel your world is a limited space surrounded by strangers of every Type but yours, you’ll understand this. Our gateway is the Internet, where we can bridge infinite possibilities of getting bored inside our dorm rooms and at least get out finding new ways to increase our experience points and getting new techniques to impress everybody.
When it comes of awkwardness, nobody seems to enjoy better those moments than us. Although at that moment you get in a way embarrassed on, for example, say something out of time and out of moment, get excited at something they don’t get it, or laugh unexpectedly without a good reason (and better it is when you let out a malicious one), or do a strange gesture, pose or other they look you as a weird person, you know that your real friends would appreciate your silly actions. Even if they could look you impressed at first, if they’re as weird as you are, they even join you for the expressive motion of the Attribution.
Well, on School, where the groups are so marked, express their actions and say this is the normal thing they do. Everybody can say that, but when one group says the actions of other group are weird is because they don’t know the importance of those actions. It’s true, that some actions on some groups are risky to maintain, and certain groups could do actions of nonsense they would consider it as normal. But if their actions don’t hurt themselves and other people, and gets the good benefit in a certain way and with its personal improvement, they shouldn’t be prejudicial. I talked generally, but the voice of your inner you should tell you what is right, what is wrong by sensing it.
So, for the awkward retribution, this:
· Did you know Internet is used by more people than you think? Because when it comes to statistics, it is always relative, so those people that didn’t get on account are unthinkable to you.
· You should not laugh at certain things because the logical is clearly stupid for you. Why should we need to follow the canned laugh just because they put it?, sure that part is funny for the Can. “Can can can canned laugh”
· The images around you are really the perception of a translation of light, you should close your eyes and approve you will still see the light. Not believe me? Press firmly your eyes and you’ll see.
· Did you know you can hear the silence? Your ear can sense everything it moves, so because nothing stops even with atoms, the silence is practically hearable, in other words, there’re no silence in this world. You can’t argue with that, unless you are a deaf person (which in this case you’ll need to ask the Nerdy Part to apologize because of this weird idea of hearing the silence… u_u)
· Did you know you are so predictable?, because even with the efforts of not laugh at any of this retributions, because they were going to be awkward, your resistance were futile because I know clearly you tried to pronounce the phrase of Can the can who was canning the canned laugh.
· Therefore, you proved yourself you are as awkward as me, because things like this are irresistible to the person of the Attribution. You should admit it. Because after this you won’t find another opportunity in the world of strangers. Don’t be shy. You know also I got also embarrassed by putting this on public, didn’t you?
· Did you know if you got here is because you are interested on my entries, so I should thank you for following me and joining me in this funny awkwardness in which theoretically everyone should see it, because it is public to everyone, but only you have made so far? (I should give you another cookie...)
“-Now for the appearance in this day, my Nerdy Part! *yay*”
“-Don’t get so happy just because you have put some random things here.”
“-Seriously, I introduced you formally and that’s the answer you say?”
“-Oh, in that case. Hello, Reader, I do my best to comply to the silly discussions with the Main Part, the one who writes the entries. My function is to make this dummy to get real what he says on each entry, so he could understand what things are not appropriate for him. Until now my function is working well, at least on warning him, but I can admit those entries are entertaining and funny too. That’s it for now.”
“-Thank you for…”
“-Now, for this entry contribution, do you want me to calculate your percentage of awkwardness you have done on this entry? You need to know this, because definitely this has passed your limits of awkwardness.”
“-Overcoming shyness! It’s that meaning something to you?”
“-Yes I do, but awareness of your actions are also needed.”
“-But what that is going to be useful for.”
“-This, is going to make you expresses yourself without hesitating.”
“-Oh, and?”
“-You need to practice more.”
“-B-But you said I passed my limits….”
“-Still not enough.”
“-At least I was random wasn’t I?”
“-I’ll consider that on the report…”
“-Report? A-Are you serious? I-I didn’t do anything wrong…”
